What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

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What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

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How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!