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What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What's the difference between reddit and resturant ?

Restaurants have better servers.

Blue Light Jokes More Blue Light Jokes

What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?

it has a blue light !

Pregnant Lady Jokes More Pregnant Lady Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

What makes Stevie wonder?

What everything looks like.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

Police Glow Worm Jokes More Police Glow Worm Jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?

it has a blue light !

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

Native Jokes More Native Jokes

Why don't Natives like snow?

Because it's white, and it's on their land.

How did the native find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd