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What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

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What's blue and not very heavy?

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What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

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What is the brown sticky stuff between an elephant's toes?

Slow natives.

Pregnant Lady Jokes More Pregnant Lady Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Police Glow Worm Jokes More Police Glow Worm Jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?

it has a blue light !

Blue Light Jokes More Blue Light Jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?

it has a blue light !

What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.