Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
Because it's always burned at the stake
None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.
A bearl roll.
Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes
A fowl ball!
Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.
Looks to me like they go both ways.
Vector Hugo.
Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*
It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
Light blue
Princess Arielephant
Because they're both roasted
