Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
Burnt nose hair.
A. Reading the waffle iron
Motorist: I was only following orders.
Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent
The Turkey.
All the coats are on the bed!
He didn't want to be called chicken
Buckle Buckle
Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*
A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
A horses shadow!
First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get
Because they're both roasted
