How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

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What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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How do you weigh a Hipster?

In instagrams

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.