How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

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How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !