What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY