Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?

Rattata

Whats a really famous corn?

Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do you call an army of lesbians?

Militia Etheridge

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

How did the blonde die ice-fishing?

A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

What do you call an innovation in scissors?

Cutting-edge technology