Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right! We do taste like chicken!

What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What do you call an innovation in scissors?

Cutting-edge technology

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.