Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you make seven even?

Take the s off.

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian?

One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)