What's cold and scary?

I-scream!

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.