Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me.
You only need one nail to hang up the picture.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
Because they can't even
A redneck virgin
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
Impatient OC from r/dadjokes