What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.

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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

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His lips are moving.

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Why is 4840 square yards like a bad tooth ?

Because it is an acre.

What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.