What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.

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Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.

What deity has the worst teeth?

Tartarus