How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.