Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

Grill Cheese Jokes More Grill Cheese Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese