What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

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Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did Jos name his son?

Hose B

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

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Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

Dvd Player Jokes More Dvd Player Jokes

What is faster than a black person with your TV ?

His brother with your DVD player.

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

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What does black spiderman say to spiderman ?

No Racism please !

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*