What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

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Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

Dvd Player Jokes More Dvd Player Jokes

What is faster than a black person with your TV ?

His brother with your DVD player.

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

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What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.

Why shouldn't you be racist?

Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.