What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

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Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

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What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)