What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

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Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family.

What's long and hard on a black man?

The third grade.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

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What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

Dvd Player Jokes More Dvd Player Jokes

What is faster than a black person with your TV ?

His brother with your DVD player.

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*