What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

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Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

What did the black man get on his SAT's?

BBQ sause.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities' ?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?

Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

Dvd Player Jokes More Dvd Player Jokes

What is faster than a black person with your TV ?

His brother with your DVD player.

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*