What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins."

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Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...