What's faster than light?

Darkness, my old friend.

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What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

What's faster than light?

Darkness, my old friend.