What's faster than light?

Darkness, my old friend.

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

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What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend