What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

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Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.