Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

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How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

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Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!

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What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

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What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box