Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

How do you make Manischewitz Wine?

Kick him in the nuts.

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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

What do you call a pimp without a cane?

A caneless pimp.

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What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf?

Nothing, they're both dead stars.

What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic?

Peter Dinklige

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

What's faster than light?

Darkness, my old friend.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.