Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How do you make Manischewitz Wine?

Kick him in the nuts.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

Prince Jokes More Prince Jokes

What Did Cinderella say to the prince when she got to the ball?

Grgggll

How did Princess Aurora catch her prince?

She became a sleeper agent

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!