What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What does a leg do when it gets exasperated?

It thighs.

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.