What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25