What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

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Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

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What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

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Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.