Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

right where you left it.