Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

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What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded?

What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded? Reptile disfunction. .