Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.