Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What's the first place Dora explored?

The mexican border.