What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

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What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.