What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What part of the road is always crying?

A: The breakdown lane.

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

What is the third child's name?

Timothy.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Why did the pirate captain suddenly die?

He had an an*yarr*ysm.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.

What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...