Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
Because Muslim girls can't go to school
They want to.
A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Because they die in them.
A: Pittsburg Steelers
People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do
That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "
No-eye deer.
