What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Where do trees keep their money?

In branch banks.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

Snow Blower Jokes More Snow Blower Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.