What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

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What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

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What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

Snow Blower Jokes More Snow Blower Jokes

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did