What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

Snow Blower Jokes More Snow Blower Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did