Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Nerve Jokes More Nerve Jokes

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.