What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after