What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.