What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Laundry Machine Jokes More Laundry Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after