What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back