What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ( )

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

Disoriented.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!