What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around