Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Chihuahuas Jokes More Chihuahuas Jokes

Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?

They have short tales!

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!