Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

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Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!