Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

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How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.