Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

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What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

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Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

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Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

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Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.