Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

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How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

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What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

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What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.