What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget?

My girlfriend

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

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What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!