What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget?

My girlfriend

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When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.