What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.