What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants have flat feet?

from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

What do you call an elephant that flies ?

A jumbo jet !

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Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!