What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

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How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

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How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused?

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What did the guy with bad internet get?

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Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Fraction Jokes More Fraction Jokes

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.