Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

Mobster Jokes More Mobster Jokes

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !

Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake?

Sheet cake.