What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

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Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.