What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

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What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.