What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

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How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

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Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

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What do you do if you see your stepmother hobbling around in the backyard?

Reload.

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture