How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

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What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

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Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

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What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

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Chic-fil, eh

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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A midwife crisis.

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"