The guy with the bulge in his sock ...
What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail
I'd prefer if you included tigress
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.
Because he got a hole in one!
They get a hole in one!
You're about to meet da-feet!
Because they kept retweeting.
The Battle of the Bulge.