What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

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What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

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What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level