Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.

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Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

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How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.