What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

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What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim