What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

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What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

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Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.