Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

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What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

2scooby4doo

How many balls does Fred have?

10

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What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

Who's there ! Alan ! Alan who ?

Alan a good cause !