Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

Alan Jokes More Alan Jokes

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

Who's there ! Alan ! Alan who ?

Alan a good cause !