Peach Jokes

What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

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What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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How'd ya get that?

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What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

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because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

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What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

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What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

What's Mario's favorite pants?

Denim Denim Denim