Peach Jokes

What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

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What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

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What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

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Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

A: Ptera Don

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

Castle Jokes More Castle Jokes

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight