Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Peach Jokes More Peach Jokes

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

Plum Jokes More Plum Jokes

What's similar between an elephant and a plum?

They're both grey except for the plum.

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.