He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"
To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.
If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.
Pears
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
Peaches and Krim
Nice pits."
They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple :/
they are both purple, except for the rabbit.
