Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

Peach Jokes More Peach Jokes

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

Plum Jokes More Plum Jokes

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"