What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

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What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.