What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

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Corduroy!

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What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

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This is the most violent story I've ever read!

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What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........